There were 2 nuns, Sister Logical and Sister Mathematics, they were going home from the market at night,
SM:Why is that man following us?
SL: The logical thing he wants is to rape us.
SM: In abt 8.95mins, he is going to reach us!What shall we do?
SL: Well, the only logical thing to do is walk faster.
A few min later,
SM: But i don't understand, he is going to reach us in 5.08min?
SL: That's bcs walking faster was the only logical thing he could do...
SM: What shld we do?
SL: We'll split ways, he can only follow 1 of us
SM reached back to Church 1st. a few min later, SL reached back at the church.
SM: R u ok? tell me abt it
SL: He reached me and he pulled his pants down, and I, the most logical thing to do was to pull up my skirt....
SM: NOOO!!!!
SL: What's wrong? Can't a woman run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down?


Well.....What were YOU thinkin'?